Safety notice, waiver & release of liability

The Portal Puddle is a high-intensity immersive experience derived from alien technologies, and may not be suitable for all participants. The effects of telepathic illumination can resemble those of terrestrial strobe lights, so persons with neurological disorders (e.g., epilepsy) aggravated by rapid light fluctuations are advised to abstain. Psychoactive drugs may sensitize the brain, increasing likelihood that a seizure may occur in non-epileptic individuals. The effects of this experience on pregnant women & their fetuses are not yet been understood, so please think carefully about participating if you are not currently the only entity inhabiting your body. Participation in the Portal Puddle experience implies potential risks which include but are not limited to the risk of death, ego death or inflation, persistent sexual arousal, vegetative or fugue states, existential ennui, enlightenment, halitosis, insanity, delusions of grandeur, & unwanted life-changing spiritual experiences.